1. Eating Smuckers apple jelly with a spoon because it was free at the restaurant and I had no money.
Lesson learned after realized how disgusting fake jelly is: The best things in life are free... as well as some of the worst things.
2. Jumping off of someone's roof so people wouldn't think I was dumb. Yeah, That helped.
Lesson learned after getting mud all over the side of the house by climbing up it: Don't succumb to peer pressure, especially always.
3. Forgetting to put more steering fluid in the car before leaving the house.
Lesson learned after being forced to drive without power steering: In reality, I have no control over that giant hulking mass of metal.
4. Trying to watch City Slickers 2 with the little kids.
Lesson learned after hurriedly pressing "mute" and then switching off the TV altogether: When it comes to movies, hindsight isn't 20/20.
5. Getting older way too fast.
Lesson learned after realizing that I'm graduating in just over a month: I gotta stop doing that!
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